Written by Thomas Inskip • Published 19th March 2013
Cricket! And what’s in store for Captain Cook’s men? The opportunity to reach hero status once more, just as the tribe did under Strauss’ direction when they retained the Ashes in Australia in 2010/11.
Albeit overshadowed slightly by stories of transfer deadlines, wage battles and poor refereeing in the mainstream sports news agenda, a national passion for cricket is undoubtedly still present and this will continue to build further as we edge closer to the Ashes Tour. Hats off also to the ever-faithful Barmy Army, currently serving time in New Zealand, whose trumpeting tones are a refreshing reminder that the gentleman’s game still attracts an impressive level of support, while never taking itself too seriously.
As a lifelong cricket fan myself, I am always pleased to speak to others who follow the sport all year round and not just as an excuse for an all-inclusive trip to Australia or a session of Aussie-bashing. Having said that, when Clarke brings his men here this summer, I will not shy away from joining in, regardless of my girlfriend’s nationality. “Can I wear my Australia shirt to Lords? No”.
This summer, I predict business as usual for England. Thankfully, recent English success against Australia means I can say this with a sizeable degree of certainty. While I’m sure each test will be as hard-fought as always, with ‘Mitchell Johnson’ chants ringing around every ground that he visits, I cannot help but predict an England victory before many have even looked further than the current series in NZ. As much as I would love to go on about the multitude of strengths of each player in the England squad, the main reason for my placing us as firm favourites this summer is not so much due to our fantastic bowling attack and ever-improving top seven, but more so due to the lack of form and poor discipline from our opponents; the latter of which has been well-documented over the last few weeks. So here I will give my reasons as to why Australia will not win the Ashes, as opposed to why England will.
First and foremost, Australia have just been beaten 3-0 by India; a side which England beat 2-1 earlier in the cricket calendar. I am aware that this was England’s first series win in India since 1984 but the manner in which we won – and the fact that James Anderson’s nine dismissals of once-God Sachin Tendulkar edged the 39 year old closer to retirement – were extremely impressive.
Australia’s performance during their tour of India suggests that their problem is not so much batting, although their opening pair in the form of Cowan and Warner is anything but orthodox. Rather, their bowling attack is a major cause for concern. Yes, Siddle is top class; an old-fashioned, aggressive fast bowler, although a questionable character, but Mitchell Johnson? He has never really put forward a solid reason as to why he continues to be picked. I’ve never seen a bowler capitulate, take a wicket with a full toss, and further capitulate quite to the standard of Johnson. Now he’s been sent home for not doing his homework, so I’m not sure where that leaves him; probably tied up in detention.
At one point I viewed Mitchell Starc as a hot prospect, as is often the case when a young new player enters the fray. But watching him go for 50 off 10 for no return in the final innings of the last test was a ‘starc’ reminder of the problems Australia face in the bowling department.
Lyon and Doherty: spinners who don’t. I position Matt Prior as on a par with Mahendra Singh Dhoni as a wicket-keeper batsman. I also like to think that Prior will take apart the Australian spinners to a similar extent, as will KP…if his love of the big-stage still remains.
Watson, although not the most popular guy amongst opposition (and also known for slacking on the homework front), is a batsman with talent that no-one can knock. With natural ability and an aesthetically pleasing cover drive, he, along with Clarke, will be under pressure to score ‘big hundreds’ so that the bowling mediocrity has some sort of insurance.
I thought Clarke spoke exceptionally well with regard to the recent ill-discipline of four of his team. He is Cricket Australia’s saving grace; a great man and a great cricketer. If the Australian side have anything to celebrate at the moment, it’s Captain Clarke. Let’s hope he’s around for a while longer.
People will point out the inexperience in the Australian team and throw around clichés like ‘building for the future’ and ‘promising young players’. Yes, they are inexperienced, but with the first Ashes test under four months away, experience will not be gained between now and then. I must also point out that I don’t think the younger players are particularly promising.
Under Alistair Cook, English cricket is becoming the pride of the country, which makes a nice change.
My prediction for this summer…..England to win the series 3-0 and the weather taking the obligatory 2 matches.
Word by Ben Cossor.